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So, for those of you out there who don't attend Farlingaye High im sure your woundering just what the hell the Cult Of Dennis is... Well, i've designed this page as a means of introducing the world to this new movement in the hope that you will join us in the persuit of total virtual enlightenment. The origins of the Cult Of Dennis Well, actually we dont have to look to far back to far. The first glimpse of a better future happened on the 15th of June, 2002 at around 20:00 hours when I decided to speak with one M.Stephen Dennis on MSN messenger. After telling me that he had decided to delete all of his messenger contacts, he explained that I was to see who truely wanted to speak with him online. After a lengthy conversation with him concerning the topic I followed in his footsteps and did the same, thus becomming the first person to join his alledged cult... Follow the path to virtual enlightenment The theory is quite simple, delete all of your messenger contacts and you'll be entered into the Culf Of Dennis. Once your in, when online you will be spoken to by your true messenger buddies (if you have any). When spoken to, you must then add that contact to your list once again. Insert descriptive text which supports the above header. Insert descriptive text which supports the above header. Insert descriptive text which supports the above header. Insert descriptive text which supports the above header.

The Pro's and the con's With all good things, their are unfortunately high prices to pay should you fail in your attempt. This is know different. The rewards for success are also high though should you manage to succeed so some good judgement is required on your part. (!)Important:Rules Of Entry There are currently only two designated rules folks so join quick before we think of more! 1)No nicknames such as 'Talk to me!!!' when on MSN. 2)You MUST delete ALL contacts to become an official COD monk. Pro's for joining: 1)Every time someone speaks to you you'll get a major ego boost 2)Find out who your true MSN buddies are 3)Clear useless buddies that you somehow accumualted and that waste precious space 4)Gain fame from being part of something worthwhile 5)im sure theres more, i still thinking... Con's for Joining: 1)Sad bastards who have to start the conversations may never get thier contacts back, shame for them, good for us 2)Create world wide loss of MSN messenger buddy data (shit happens) Well, guess thats it from me on the subject. When Dennis gets his site made next week then i'll list it under favourite sites. Later, Aron